What Would Jesus Drive?

     Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But here, with
tongue-in-cheek, the initials have been changed to stand for "What would
Jesus drive?"

     One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
Fury".

     But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify
them with your Storm".

     Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

     Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about it. As proof, they cite a verse in John's gospel where Christ tells
the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." And, following Jesus'
lead, the Apostles apparently also car-pooled in---you guessed it---another
Honda..."The Apostles were in one Accord".

     Lastly, Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".

 Thanks to Paige Orange for sharing this.

In His name,
Chaplain Sam Houchins